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PostSubject: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:59 am

ASALAMUALYKUM...

Sesiapa yang ada kisah menarik, menghiburkan dan mampu mencuit hati, bolehlah post kat sini, k...

whoever has interesting, funny and laughable story(ies), please post in this topic....

untuk permulaan... ini kisah saya...( actually, ciplak dari web lain je...hehehe... tongue ) tak kesahlah...sebab everything is just for fun...


BACA JGN X BACA:

ingat balik iklan petronas kat pdg pasir tu...lama dulu depa tayang...)

mengisahkn mengenai krew TV3 utk episod jejak rasul
Tiba di satu perkampungan di selatan Yaman, kereta pacuan 4 roda mereka tiba-tiba mati. Sebabnya dan engine mati dan minyak habis
Oleh kerana pada waktu itu jurubahasa tak ada, maka cakap arab pun ikut yang ingat aje.
Beberapa orang kampung pun datang nak tolong.

.......





selepas lama memikir apa yg patut dikata.................




Question






Idea

Seorang krew TV3 berkata sambil menepuk bonet kereta
"Engine - Innalillahhiwainalillahiroji'un ".
Seorang lagi krew TV3 berkata sambil menunjuk lubang tangki minyak
" Petrol - Sodaqallah hul azim".

Pening semua pak Arab tu.


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PostSubject: version satu lagi.....   Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:02 am

ni pun ciplak gak... tongue


Kali ni its happen in Makkah.
Satu hari sorang pak cik jalan dengan bini dia di sebuah lorong di kota Makkah, al-mukarramah dan nak jadikan cerita dia tersesat dan tak tau jalan nak balik hotel. Nak tanya pak arab, dia tak tau cakap arab. Pikir punya pikir dia pun teringat satu kelas tafsir yang dia pernah ikut....

Dia pun tanya pak arab ni...
" Ana fi dhala limmubin " (terjemahan - Saya dalam kesesatan yang nyata..)

Dia sambung lagi

" Ih dinassira thal mustaqim " (terjemahan - Tunjukkan kami jalan yang lurus..)

pak arab tu pun tepuk dahi... MasyaAllah....
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:07 am

Hai salam perkenalan!Sila bagikan biodata anda
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:02 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:09 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:39 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:37 pm

bc skit2
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:48 am

ok
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:08 pm

hidayah_solehah wrote:
bc skit2


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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:07 pm

-iffah- wrote:
ok
pastu....??
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:09 pm

pastu ape?
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri May 02, 2008 5:23 am

sukati ler
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PostSubject: anak dan ibu..   Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:36 am

Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang
sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam
di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping
kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu
segera mengesatkan tangan di apron
menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh
si anak lalu membacanya. Kos upah
membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4.00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00
Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum
memandang si anak sambil sesuatu
berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu
mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis
sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan -
PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu -
PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu -
PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu -
PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian,
dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku -
PERCUMA
Air mata si anak berlinang setelah
membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh si
ibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,
memeluknya dan berkata, "Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:44 am

dh bace....
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:51 pm

Lya wrote:
Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang
sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam
di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping
kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu
segera mengesatkan tangan di apron
menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh
si anak lalu membacanya. Kos upah
membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4.00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00
Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum
memandang si anak sambil sesuatu
berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu
mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis
sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan -
PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu -
PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu -
PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu -
PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian,
dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku -
PERCUMA
Air mata si anak berlinang setelah
membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh si
ibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,
memeluknya dan berkata, "Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.

dah pernah dengar...(:
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:54 pm

Seorang wanita yang sedang hamil 8 bulan pergi ke bank untuk membayar hutang rumahnya yang tertunggak sebanyak 3 bulan...

Setelah mendapat gilirannya di kaunter.. pegawai berkenaan terus bertanya tentang sewa yang ingin dibayarnya...

"Berapa bulan, Puan...?"

Dengan tersipu-sipu wanita itu menjawab.

"Dah Masuk lapan bulan ni..." sambil mengusap2 perutnya.

p/s: wanita tuh perasan.. lol!
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PostSubject: smoge t'hiburrr......   Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:37 am

Ade laki tua pegi dari kampung..pegi bandar and nmpk oven beeesar(lif).

"Fuiyoo!besar juge tmpt masak kuih ni".
Ade org putih nk msuk lif tuh, tros si laki tua kate,
"alamak! don't go inside,sir",
tp org putih 2 xdengar. lif pun tutup,susahlah hati si laki tua...
"mcm mane la ni,masak kot org putih tuh.."
Lif pun tibe2 t'bkak.kuar org negro...
org tua 2 katela,
"tulah! tadi degil.. kn dh hangus!!"




SEMOGA TERHIBURRR!!!
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PostSubject: Re: JUST FOR FUN...   Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 am

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