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PostSubject: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:43 am

seorang pakcik tua baru saja lulus lesen motor. jadi, mengikut undang2,
stiker berhuruf "P" hendaklah di gantung pada motosikal. Pakcik tu tunggang sampai ke road block...


Polis : "P" mana pakcik?
Pakcik : pi aloq staq(loghat kedah)
Polis : pakcik nk bergurau pulak."P" mana pakcik?
Pakcik : aku nk pi aloq staq(mula naik angin)
Polis : "P" mana?!
Pakcik : aku habaq Aloq staq hangpa x percaya. apa hang igt aku tak tau ka jalan ni nak pi aloq staq. Hangpa jadi polis pun hangpa jangan nk perleceh aku tau(marah).
Polis:Pi pi pi pi lah....nyusah aje
Pakcik:kan mudah camtu
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Aiman berasa tidak sihat. pada suatu hari, Aiman pergi ke klinik dan berjumpa doktor.

Doktor: Aiman, kamu cuma demam biase saja.
Aiman:oh, yeke klau mcm tu ubat apa yg perlu saya ambil?
Doktor:kamu kene ambil ubat antibiotik 3 sudu.
Aiman: eh, tak boleh doktor.
Doktor: knapa x boleh?
Aiman : kat rumah saya ade 2 sudu saja
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:46 am

hhahahhahahaa....

lwk btul...

tq tq tq... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:51 am

Seorang jurujual sedang mempromosikan produk perusahaannya kepada seorg pelajar kolej. Dia menanyakan tentang produk yg dipkai pelajar tersebut.


Jurujual:Sabun mana yg anda gunakan sebelum ini?

Pelajar:dengan selamba menjawab, Sabun Baba.

Jurujual:kalau deodorant, deodorant mana yg anda gunakan?

Pelajar:Deodorant Baba

Jurujual:Minyak wangi?

Pelajar:Minyak wangi Baba

Jurujual:Shampoo?

Pelajar: Shampoo Baba.


Akhirnya dengan kecewa si jurujual itu bertanya lagi,

Jurujual:ok, apakah jenama Baba ini jenama tempatan atau luar negara kerana saya belum pernah dengar?

Pelajar: bukan jenama atau luar negara, Baba itu rakan sebilik saya.
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:05 am

hahhahahaha....

apape la....

kihkihkih....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:40 am

wei..dr mane ko dpt cite nih??
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:03 am

kwn aku yg bgi kat ym
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:03 am

ooohh...

mcm2...lucu btul citer nih,...

haha Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:01 am

haha Razz Razz Razz lawak...ader lagi x riz...kihkih
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:08 pm

ooo...best la... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:19 pm

ya btul...
mmg best...

tu gmba kuarge ko ye ika?
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:25 pm

Ada seorg budak laki bernama Abu. Dia pergi sekolah seperti biasa.


Cikgu:Balik nanti cari 3 perkataan bahasa inggeris

Abu terdengar seorg laki cakap shut up, die pon hafal. Dia naik bas, pemandu bas cakap lady first, die pon hafal. Dia tengok program Ultraman, ultraman tu cakap ultraman, die pon hafal.

Bila sampai sekolah...

Cikgu:Semua berdiri. sapa nak mule dulu?

Abu:lady first

Cikgu: kamu duduk diam ok?

Abu:shut up

Cikgu: Kamu cikgu ke saya? kamu nk jadi apa haa?

Abu:Ultraman

Cikgu:okey. kamu beri 3 perkataan yg saya suruh cari tu.

Abu: tadi tu saya kan dah cakap

Cikgu pon tak jadi nk marah...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:31 pm

hahaha... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:32 pm

Pada suatu hari, selepas Ina balik ke rumahnye..

Ina:Mak, tadi kat sekolah ade org jatuh termasuk dalam longkang

Mak:yeke, kesiannye die... habistu die mcm mana?

Ina:Semua org gelakkan die mak..

Mak:kamu pon gelak la, ye?

Ina:Tak la mak, Ina menangis

Mak:Kenapa kamu menangis?

Ina:memanglah saya menangis sebab saya yg jatuh
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:43 pm

ohohoho..
papo la..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:18 am

ahahahahhaahaa....

lwk btul....!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:47 am

lwk2...
tp ade yg aq dh prnh bce
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:04 am

ooohh...

yg mane ko dah penah bace?
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:43 am

Fhat-hAh wrote:
ya btul...
mmg best...

tu gmba kuarge ko ye ika?


?? confused
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:17 am

biozhard_meteoraika wrote:
Fhat-hAh wrote:
ya btul...
mmg best...

tu gmba kuarge ko ye ika?


?? confused

nape?
yg gamba aritu ko ltk...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:21 pm

Fhat-hAh wrote:
ooohh...

yg mane ko dah penah bace?

bnyk gk yg dh bce
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:37 am

ooohhh...

aku x pnh....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:53 pm

ooo
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:36 am

weyh,biozhard_meteoraika..
klau kau nk buat signature kau, xpyhlah letak besar2..
kitorg blom rabun dekat aqy and signature kau skrang ni take up byk space.
anyway..
aku nasihatkan kau supaya jgn letak gmbr peribadi..
terserah arr pada kau..
nk mrh ke pe bende ke..
aku cuma nasihatkan kau.
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:25 am

lubna wrote:
weyh,biozhard_meteoraika..
klau kau nk buat signature kau, xpyhlah letak besar2..
kitorg blom rabun dekat aqy and signature kau skrang ni take up byk space.
anyway..
aku nasihatkan kau supaya jgn letak gmbr peribadi..
terserah arr pada kau..
nk mrh ke pe bende ke..
aku cuma nasihatkan kau.

la...bknnye pape pun...

sukati dier aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:15 am

aku just bg advice kat die..
xslh kan?
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