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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:43 am

Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu:Mengapa selamat pagi saja?
Petang dan malam, awak doakan saya tak
selamatkah?
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam,
cikgu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat tu! Tak pernah pun dibuat
oleh orang lain! Katakan saja selamat sejahtera!
Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini
meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera, cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Cikgu nak buat kata berlawan hari ni. kamu kena jawab cepat.
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid-murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini adalah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru kamu tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku nak mengajar kamu semua!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami tak belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua ini bodoh
sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab kami semua itu pandai sikit!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup belajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pegajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:41 am

hahaha...

lwk giler... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:42 am

ko cri cerita lawak kat mana, teh O?
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:50 am

_MeItAnTeI_kUrOsAkI_ wrote:
ko cri cerita lawak kat mana, teh O?

aku dpt kat buku crite lwk...

ko dpt dri mane?
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:54 am

aku reka dgn kwn2 aku kat skola
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:14 am

_MeItAnTeI_kUrOsAkI_ wrote:
aku reka dgn kwn2 aku kat skola

yeker?

xcaye la...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:22 am

betul ler...
mule2 reka dulu pastu tulis kt microsoft word..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:24 am

oohh...

yeke...rajinnye la ko ngan kwn ko tu...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:42 pm

tp ader yg hariz ngan ayun wt 2 aq dh prnh bce
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:10 pm

ooo......aku cilok aje...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:32 am

ooohhh....

haha...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:29 am

Noda Megumi wrote:
ooo......aku cilok aje...

ceh haha tpi korgnyer citer tuh lwk giler...yg org kaya tuh jht tul
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:31 am

hahahak...btul tu...papetah..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:55 am

haah...jht giler...

ingatkan nak kasi mkn....
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:08 am

tula psl
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:15 am

Alkisah ini terjadi di sebuah kedai makan....Mat & Ah Chong singgah untuk makan setelah mereka selesai menonton wayang.... maka terjadilah perbualan ini:-

PELAYAN : nak minum apa encik?

MAT : bagi saya milo ais satu.

A CHONG : Saya mau minum itu sirap limau....

PELAYAN : ok.....makan cik?

Mat : Saya nak nasi goreng satu...telur mata kerbau satu..

AH Chong : Kasi saya itu "WANTAN MEE"

maka pelayan tadi terus beredar beberapa minit kemudian dia datang semula.....lalu berkata:

PELAYAN : mintak maap la cik tukang masak saya suruh bagitau yang ada kat dapur la ni cuma telur ayam .... kalau cik nak mata kerbau tak ada sebab dia tak sanggup nak korek mata kerbau tu cik....lagi satu kalau cik nak makan mee setakat 2 tiga pinggan tu ada la tapi kalau sampai "ONE TAN" mee tak cukup la cik........

MAT & AH CHONG : ???????????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:17 am

pe la tkg msk dier..riz ko x on9 fresbo ka
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:18 am

lembab la..
klau game lain ok je
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:36 am

Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.

Cikgu : “Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?”

Murid : “Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!”

Cikgu : “Rumputnya mana?”

Murid : “Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,”

Cikgu : “Habis tu, kudanya mana?”

Murid : “Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?”
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:01 am

_MeItAnTeI_kUrOsAkI_ wrote:
yg ni memang lawak!!

___________________________

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent..

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan(everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!


sambungn

____________________

Saw Ree : I’m Sori!!

Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Saw Ree : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Saw Ree : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Saw Ree : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Saw Ree : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:07 pm

xphm sgt la...mcm terbelit2..
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:11 pm

yer
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:12 pm

sbnrnye ko phm ke??aku xphm sgt la...
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:13 pm

aku mmg phm da
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PostSubject: Re: cerita lucu   Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:14 pm

ouh yke...
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